[ One week after the apocalypse battle with the OTO, Anders will receive an invoice in the mail of receipt due, thanking him for purchasing one (1) dual action orbital polisher with variable six speed motor control and its accompanying set of buffing and polishing pads. ]
[ That means more to him than you might realize, Anders, especially stuck in a place like this with no familiar faces around. Not that he'll admit it. Case in point: ]
Don't forget that if you pay with a credit card, I receive 10% off my next purchase with them!
I thought you said your magic doesn't work on inorganics?
Although that one spell you used on me certainly did...
Well! This is fortuitous then, because I was planning to ask for you to indulge me a little further anyway. I would be just tickled to get some scans of those effects you were using.
[ Anders is absolutely getting a perfectly posed selfie sent to his phone the next day, showing off a very high gloss, cherry red finish. Thank you, thank you, autographs start in the line to the left. ]
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My lustrous finish and I thank you very much for your patronage.
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Don't forget that if you pay with a credit card, I receive 10% off my next purchase with them!
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I suppose you did keep me alive.
[Especially since there was that worry that death would be permanent should they fail. Or he'd be taken out of the fight until he revived.]
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[ He's being totally cheeky right now. ]
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Although that one spell you used on me certainly did...
Well! This is fortuitous then, because I was planning to ask for you to indulge me a little further anyway. I would be just tickled to get some scans of those effects you were using.
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That said, I could certainly give you a demonstration of some other spells I know.
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[Hard to tell if Anders is being snarky or not.]
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